I have been overly swamped with work y'all (I am a writer, hence the quote) and have had completely insufficient time for dating – or responding to weird Match.com messages, as it were.
Worry not though, I promise my smooches of cruelty will soon return! With a special Valentine's Day tale I like to call, "Cupid, even if you were a sad puppy in the window, two days away from meeting an untimely end, I'd still curse yo' ass."
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